the baby

If Dave and I had a child, this is what it would look like. He seems pleased but I am horrified. This is how I know he will be a great father and I will throw up a little everytime I see my own children.


if you would like to see a blending of your features with any celebs and/or significant others, send two 95 DPI jpegs to lindseymart@gmail.com.


ps. our baby is emo.

My Email from Nick

Please review the attached graphic which clearly indicate I'm probably 2% irish. Suck on that Newt Gingrich, you fucking cuntsucker.

~ Nick The Mick

Appendium:

I like being from Southern Europe, mostly because the food is far less bland. However, I'm not above mentioning my 2% Irishness, nor am I about to rebuff my nearly 3% Frenchosity/Extra Italian Noodles. I like to think my feet and ankles look especially French or Italian, but alas (or, hélas, en français) I am forced to admit that they look Greek because Sicily was mostly greek and that's probably the salad that got tossed to make my ankles. I'm *this* close to sending you a picture of my ankles to clarify that point, but fascist elements and critics like Ben would antagonize such a move. This leaves me to insist on my ankles on pure faith alone, which I hope will suffice as you judge them. I was a little surprised to learn how German I am, but it's German near Holland which makes me more like Andrew -- and that can't be a bad thing. If you ever stay in my place in Germany, LIndsey, you can rest assured I won't spend your lunch money on leiderhosen and send you to school to look like some free lunch orphan. You'll eat nothing but the finest breaded pork and egg noodles. And Andrew, and I'd like to insist that however French you must be it certainly outweighs whatever sins you've committed thus far. Abandon catholicisim (AND any literal interpretations of the Bible, because even goats know it's an allegory) and consecrate yourself to full-fledged Greekness -- which is the hallmark of Virtue and real Morality. Not to say Greeks are better than the Celtic barbarians, but I'd just like to underline the fact that we've been civilized for milllenia. Which would of course, make me nearly 70 % fantastic. I'm not ashamed of being part Pennsylvania Deuetch because I really loved "Witness", starring Hans Solos. I also recognize the intrinisc value of Solo cups. OH god, i've said to much.

If you ain't Dutch, You ain't Mutch.

Birthday Bash

My birthday was good. David came for a visit.
He sang Karaoke in front of my friends and bought me Sword of Doom.




I got flowers


ginny and grier's cat litter cake (this is from last year but I don't care)


The night before I got my haircut I photoshopped bangs and decided against them.

Apple-tinis

This is my new bag! I bought the fabric and Jaime sewed it for me. I was really excited about it then Ryan called it "funky" and "retro". Whatever, I am still gonna wear it everyday.










Yesterday Chris and I made Apple-tinis and they were disgusting. Then we listened to Carole King & Lou Reed records and later on I danced to Blues Traveler, by myself, in the living room.

show

David Oei has great hand writing and a new band! The ex-experts. He's always blowing off his friends to practice so I'm sure they're good. Since I'm stuck in old cold Vermont, I would like for you to attend in my place.